So it's like 3am and shit, and i'm pretty drunk right now i'm not going to lie. It's really hard to type write since i'm trying to find my glasses and i don't really know what's going on. I've had one too many drinks tonight and there's a beer in front of me and i've heard from people today that the shit that i write is funny. So here we go. Let's talk about what experiences taht i had tonight because i'm probably forget in the morning and i don't know what the hell happend anyways so fuck it let's do it....
So i got home and i remembered that i bougth a bunch of beer tonight. I went over to my brothers place at like 1am because i remembered i bought beer and i left it at his place. So i carefully tip toed around his place not to wake his ass up to grab my beer. Lucky for me his ass was up so when i got in there he was like... yo man... what the hell are you doing here? "oh well i came here to grab my beer so i can drink at home because my ass is out of control" Sweet... so that's how we do yo.... seriously what the hell am i writing about right now? i don't even know where i'm goign with this story because that's how i roll man...
I really hope i read this tomorrow as an experience to show that hey... you probably shouldn't drink and blog at the same time... it's almost as dangerous as drinking and driving because i'm probably going to offend someone and then shit hits the fan and shit
So let's talk about the following shit that i'm experiencing right now... i'm drinking a stella light which is frickin fantastic right now... it reminds me of the seinfeld episode of junior mints when Kramer says "it's quite refreshing!" and in all honesty... it's very refreshing at this time of the night and if you have a problem then GYFS bahahhahaaha
Whenever i laugh i always have to use a "b" in my laugh to make me sound more obnoxious. It really adds to the flavor of the conversation naw mean?
On top of drinking more beer, i'm listening to trance right now because it helps soothe the soul you know? Because there's not enough time... (see not enough time - cosmic gate) to really understand what the hell i'm talking about because i really don't know....
As i'm writing this blog, i'm still consuming more liquor that i really should and really.... i'm surprised i'm writing as good as i am right now because this is probably one of the hardest things i've ever done before in my life... but jimmy crack corn and i don't care
okay so whoever's reading this deserves some sort of award because my ass is seriously out of control and i'm trying to figure everything out right now so thanks for reading this and more blogs to come... blogs that actually make sense bahahhaha
PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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