Douchebags at the gym

So for all those who work out, you should know the simple rules of the gym. Hurry up, and get the fuck off of the machines. There's so many ridiculous people at the gym it's not even funny. I almost want to break it down into categories and I'm not going to lie, I probably fall into one of these categories myself.

#1. People who don't wipe down
Hey asshole, I don't want to be lying in your sweat after you're done dripping all over the place, do us a favor and wipe down after you're finished or use a god damn towel.

#2. People who talk on their phone
Buddy.... you're pathetic, what makes you think that you're so important that you have to yap on the phone while you're doing your leg presses. The gym is meant to work out, and get the fuck out. Not to sit and talk about life. I leave my blackberry in my locker occasionally. I sometimes bring it out, but ONLY to pin, and I only pin in between sets.

#3. Small guys who think they're huge
C'mon... I know you're trying to look really big but c'mon, you're tiny. Stop prancing around thinking you're massive because you're really not. On top of that you have to be cocky too, and talk with all your buddies in the gym trying to look important. I mean I'm pretty big, and I never try to look cocky. Unless it's to a few select friends, then I purposely do it to piss them off. OHOHOHOHOH!!

#4.People who don't put their weights away
It's not that fucking hard to put some weights away, especially in the place where you last returned it. Think of it like a video rental or something. You bring it back to where you got it from! It's not brain surgery. I was at the gym today working out legs, and some douche bag left on I'm not even kidding 24 45lbs plates on the leg press machine. I wanted to find the mother fucker and throw that shit at his head.

#5.People who use like 5 machines at once and say they're using it
Listen... If you're going to do circuit training or whatever it is the fuck you're doing, don't do it at peak times. Because it's ridiculous. Best time to do circuit training. In the morning when there's NOBODY there. Your ass can wake up and do it on your own time. Don't waste everyone else's time because it's ridiculous.

I'm guilty of all of the above at some point in time. But hey? At least I can admit it hahahah, GFYS!!!!

PEACE!!!