About a month ago, I picked up this book Angels and Demons and it has been collecting dust on my bookshelf now. One of my goals for 2009 is to start reading more literature of some sort. But in general, just start reading more instead of rotting my brain playing video games, boozing and watching TV (in that exact order!). Sarah has been harping on me for not reading this book now for quite some time. So on Sunday, I finally got rid of all my laziness and decided to start reading this book. I'm amazed on how good this book is. This book is almost like watching an Episode of 24 (inside joke for those who actually read the book). I've never been so into a book before in my life. I basically got home from Edmonton yesterday, watched a bit of the Oilers game, got really pissed off watching us because we ended up losing 3-2, so I decided to calm myself down by reading this book. I think I ended up getting way more stressed out than I was when I was watching the bullshit Oilers game! I was up until 1am reading this book and it is definitely worth picking up.
So if anyone has any ideas of what other good books to read let me know. I've already had a few ideas from some people on what I should read next!
See, my blogs aren't always about me venting about random shit! Although.... I did kind of vent about the Oilers in a way. If Mac T wasn't such an idiot, I probably would have never picked up this book haha!
PEACE!!!!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Soon to be mine....
These puppies are soon to be mine yo...Louis Vuitton Conspiration Pilote Sunglasses
Epic dumps
Nothing seems to satisfy me more in the morning that taking a huge dump. Something about that makes me feel all warm inside. When I used to smoke, one of the best things to do was take a shit and have a smoke at the same time. It's almost like the after part of sex with almost as much satisfaction.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Douchebags at the gym
So for all those who work out, you should know the simple rules of the gym. Hurry up, and get the fuck off of the machines. There's so many ridiculous people at the gym it's not even funny. I almost want to break it down into categories and I'm not going to lie, I probably fall into one of these categories myself.
#1. People who don't wipe down
Hey asshole, I don't want to be lying in your sweat after you're done dripping all over the place, do us a favor and wipe down after you're finished or use a god damn towel.
#2. People who talk on their phone
Buddy.... you're pathetic, what makes you think that you're so important that you have to yap on the phone while you're doing your leg presses. The gym is meant to work out, and get the fuck out. Not to sit and talk about life. I leave my blackberry in my locker occasionally. I sometimes bring it out, but ONLY to pin, and I only pin in between sets.
#3. Small guys who think they're huge
C'mon... I know you're trying to look really big but c'mon, you're tiny. Stop prancing around thinking you're massive because you're really not. On top of that you have to be cocky too, and talk with all your buddies in the gym trying to look important. I mean I'm pretty big, and I never try to look cocky. Unless it's to a few select friends, then I purposely do it to piss them off. OHOHOHOHOH!!
#4.People who don't put their weights away
It's not that fucking hard to put some weights away, especially in the place where you last returned it. Think of it like a video rental or something. You bring it back to where you got it from! It's not brain surgery. I was at the gym today working out legs, and some douche bag left on I'm not even kidding 24 45lbs plates on the leg press machine. I wanted to find the mother fucker and throw that shit at his head.
#5.People who use like 5 machines at once and say they're using it
Listen... If you're going to do circuit training or whatever it is the fuck you're doing, don't do it at peak times. Because it's ridiculous. Best time to do circuit training. In the morning when there's NOBODY there. Your ass can wake up and do it on your own time. Don't waste everyone else's time because it's ridiculous.
I'm guilty of all of the above at some point in time. But hey? At least I can admit it hahahah, GFYS!!!!
PEACE!!!
#1. People who don't wipe down
Hey asshole, I don't want to be lying in your sweat after you're done dripping all over the place, do us a favor and wipe down after you're finished or use a god damn towel.
#2. People who talk on their phone
Buddy.... you're pathetic, what makes you think that you're so important that you have to yap on the phone while you're doing your leg presses. The gym is meant to work out, and get the fuck out. Not to sit and talk about life. I leave my blackberry in my locker occasionally. I sometimes bring it out, but ONLY to pin, and I only pin in between sets.
#3. Small guys who think they're huge
C'mon... I know you're trying to look really big but c'mon, you're tiny. Stop prancing around thinking you're massive because you're really not. On top of that you have to be cocky too, and talk with all your buddies in the gym trying to look important. I mean I'm pretty big, and I never try to look cocky. Unless it's to a few select friends, then I purposely do it to piss them off. OHOHOHOHOH!!
#4.People who don't put their weights away
It's not that fucking hard to put some weights away, especially in the place where you last returned it. Think of it like a video rental or something. You bring it back to where you got it from! It's not brain surgery. I was at the gym today working out legs, and some douche bag left on I'm not even kidding 24 45lbs plates on the leg press machine. I wanted to find the mother fucker and throw that shit at his head.
#5.People who use like 5 machines at once and say they're using it
Listen... If you're going to do circuit training or whatever it is the fuck you're doing, don't do it at peak times. Because it's ridiculous. Best time to do circuit training. In the morning when there's NOBODY there. Your ass can wake up and do it on your own time. Don't waste everyone else's time because it's ridiculous.
I'm guilty of all of the above at some point in time. But hey? At least I can admit it hahahah, GFYS!!!!
PEACE!!!
ENTRY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, this is my first blog, and guess where I'm doing it from? Yeah you guessed it. At work, I'm taking a little break because my mind is fried right now and you know how it is.
Here's what you can expect to see in my blogs, me bitching about the Oilers, Celebrities that piss me off, random nights with likely added pictures, random outings, random conversations and things that I find that are just unreal.
First things first.... I love my blackberry. I don't know where my life would be if I didn't have my blackberry. This thing contains basically everything that I need and if I lost it, I'd probably be the saddest person on earth. I remember when my blackberry first broke (I threw it against the wall in a random drunken night. Why did I throw it against the wall? I really don't remember, I think it's because I thought it was saying something bad to me and I had to teach it a lesson. In the end blackberry won because I had to go and get a new one), I was basically the saddest person on earth because I couldn't pin with anyone, check e-mails or do anything productive for that matter. It's got to the point where I'm pinning so fast and accurately that I can walk around in public, listen to someone's conversation and be pinning at the exact same time. I think I have issues now.
Attention all iPhone users. I originally wanted an iPhone, but in the end, it's just shit compared to a blackberry. You can't run an enterprise on an iPhone i'm sorry. I'd be too busy screwing aroudn with all the retarded applications on that phone and productivity would probably go down by about a billion percent and I'd get fired from my job. Another thing is, iPhone dosen't have anything like pin. Where it's exclusive to only blackberry users. Whoever developed pin basically deserves the nobel peace prize because this thing has basically ruined my life. Whenever I get a text message now from someone, I actually get kind of pissed off beacuse it disrupts my flow of things.
More vents to come!!!!!!!!
PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's what you can expect to see in my blogs, me bitching about the Oilers, Celebrities that piss me off, random nights with likely added pictures, random outings, random conversations and things that I find that are just unreal.
First things first.... I love my blackberry. I don't know where my life would be if I didn't have my blackberry. This thing contains basically everything that I need and if I lost it, I'd probably be the saddest person on earth. I remember when my blackberry first broke (I threw it against the wall in a random drunken night. Why did I throw it against the wall? I really don't remember, I think it's because I thought it was saying something bad to me and I had to teach it a lesson. In the end blackberry won because I had to go and get a new one), I was basically the saddest person on earth because I couldn't pin with anyone, check e-mails or do anything productive for that matter. It's got to the point where I'm pinning so fast and accurately that I can walk around in public, listen to someone's conversation and be pinning at the exact same time. I think I have issues now.
Attention all iPhone users. I originally wanted an iPhone, but in the end, it's just shit compared to a blackberry. You can't run an enterprise on an iPhone i'm sorry. I'd be too busy screwing aroudn with all the retarded applications on that phone and productivity would probably go down by about a billion percent and I'd get fired from my job. Another thing is, iPhone dosen't have anything like pin. Where it's exclusive to only blackberry users. Whoever developed pin basically deserves the nobel peace prize because this thing has basically ruined my life. Whenever I get a text message now from someone, I actually get kind of pissed off beacuse it disrupts my flow of things.
More vents to come!!!!!!!!
PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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